Ten things I hate about DC

  1. Gunfire. It was only the one time, outside three floors below us, and no one was hurt, but still.
  2. Traffic. Yesterday it took me 40 minutes to drive from Capitol Hill across the Potomac. I should have walked.
  3. Sirens from the fire station down the street in the middle of the night
  4. The outrageous housing prices
  5. The dearth of credible baseball teams
  6. So many people trying to do the same things I’m doing at the same time I’m doing them. Like trying to park at Theodore Roosevelt Island.
  7. So many 95-degree days
  8. Taxation without representation! I can’t even complain to my Congressman about the government. Or, I could, but she doesn’t have a vote anyway, so it seems kind of pointless.
  9. How every conversation everywhere in town is about politics
  10. So few people know how to drive here.

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